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Hey Look, It’s Vin Diesel. F8cking Idiot

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I read the DailyMail from time to time and I’m amazed at their choice of words when describing celebrities. For example, Katie “Jordan” Price is called a glamour model, Kim Kardashian, a model… and now this. Now the DailyMail is trying to get us to believe that Mark Vincent (Vin Diesel) films “blockbusters”.

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Hey Vin, What About The Chronicles Of Riddick?

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Tweet “I didn’t start production on ‘Fast Five’ until the studio proved they had the treatment for a sixth film,” said Diesel, who now serves as a producer on the films as well. “When I returned to the franchise for the fourth film, I envisioned a trilogy following.” Oh really, until the studio proved… proved what, that they’ll deal with your failed ego.  Mark over here (Vin Diesel because it sounds cooler) wasn’t going to [...]

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Vin Diesel Plays Father On Mother’s Day

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Tweet And to think just a few days ago, he was whoring it up in Rome.  But like any useless wife, she has no choice but to put up with the cromagnon, because he’s paying the bills.  I’m sure he made enough on FART 5 to carry him over until FART 6 comes out.  Hey Vin, how’s “Hannibal” coming along? “Hannibal Barca” is Vin’s pet project from about 6 years ago.  Never got done. But [...]

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Paris Hilton Hates Black Dudes

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Tweet Sure, it’s not the most positive press, but I’m betting Vin is happy that his name is on the Internets.  Besides, I’m sure he’s plenty used to scathing reviews.  Let’s face it, if it weren’t for Fart 5 coming this summer, he’d barely be able to pay rent.  Via Superficial: In author Neil Strauss’ new book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, he shares an anecdote about meeting an 18-year-old Paris Hilton who opens [...]

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