Tweet Miley Cyrus was left all shaken up after a fan rushed the stage in Australia.  Good God, by the way security rushed the princess of stage, you’d think she was Ronald Regan… and her reaction…””Oh My God” as if she was just inches from her life. Bitch has gotta learn to go all Keith Richards next time.

Tweet Ahhh the French.  They are always at the forefront of scientific discovery.  Some chick puts a camera in her bra and walks around the city to see how many guys look at her rack.  Can you guess how many did?  Actually considering it’s France, I’m surprised that guys looked… Anyway, as you can guess they all looked.  D’uh. I guess it makes her feel good or something.  She can go home and watch how [...]

TweetSo yeah, this pic pretty much sums up the event.  And you pretty much have to make as much money as Diddy to afford tickets.  Ugh.  The competitions themselves were, meh.  Too many commercial breaks, too much dead space.  Blake Griffin’s, over the car dunk however, was over the top.  Of course, my batteries had run out by then.  Even if they didn’t I’m sure I would have missed it, because I’m good like that.  [...]

Tweet Funny because it’s true.  Sad because it’s true.  How are people not rioting in the streets?  As much as France sucks, I gotta hand it to their people.  When they’re not happy (which is often) they take to the streets, protest, and burn whatever they can until the Government finally listens.  Not here.  We just shrug our shoulders and make cute videos.

TweetIt’s funny because she’s fat…

TweetOk so the other day, I posted Danielle Staub’s (Real Housewives, NJ) “music” video.  She’s Nikolai’s (Volkoff) favorite of the housewives.  Anyway, I thought it would only be fair to show you Kim Zolciak’s song.  Here she is performing somewhere?  Probably (hopefully) her basement.

Tweet This video has been used many many times for sports parodies.  Here’s Hitler V. the Vuvuzela which were being used throughout the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.