Tweet It’s not your sex tape that has defined you, it’s your wasted life…Here’s Katy Hilton on Piers Morgan crying like the bitch that she is – no doubt over the fact that she gave birth to a consummate, classless F-up, society has seen. Face it, you’d be crying to if your daughter was Paris Hilton. Paris goes on to claim: I didn’t want to be known as that,’ she said. ‘And now when people [...]

Tweet Sure, it’s not the most positive press, but I’m betting Vin is happy that his name is on the Internets.  Besides, I’m sure he’s plenty used to scathing reviews.  Let’s face it, if it weren’t for Fart 5 coming this summer, he’d barely be able to pay rent.  Via Superficial: In author Neil Strauss’ new book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, he shares an anecdote about meeting an 18-year-old Paris Hilton who opens [...]

Tweet Good God, I can now see from whom Paris gets her whorish fashion.  Check out Paris’ mom in tight spandex and high heels.  Yeah, OK.  It’s too bad the Internets weren’t around when Kathy was growing up, because you know she was as big a mess as her daughter and she just happened to marry into wealth.  No hard work, no studying, no education…just putting out.  That’s it.  I can imagine what dinner conversation [...]

Tweet Because her life is just so much ‘effin better than ours.  Minus, the drug addiction, co-dependency issues, medical issues, embarrassing her family and destined loneliness… she pretty much has it all. 10 Pictures Of Dogs Who Look Really Stoned – We Rule The Internet Girl Self Shot Fail – Wahoha World’s strongest Alcohol – Nuffy Miley Cyrus Bent Over On Stage – Celebribabes Adam Lambert smokes pot on stage – EarSucker Jennifer Aniston Has [...]