TweetI know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but WANDERLUST, that side splitting comedy starring America’s favorite actor, Jennifer Aniston, bombed.  I know, right?!  When I saw the previews, my first thought was, this is going to be the biggest comedy ever.  How could it possibly fail?  I mean Jennifer Aniston… hasn’t she been in some of the biggest blockbusters in movie history?  Wasn’t she in the Godfather?  Can we all stop with [...]

Tweet Getting picked on? TAKE STEROIDS! That’s basically the message of “Captain America,” and it’s dished out like the peppy World War 2 recruitment films shown within the film. And that’d be okay, if only it were aware of itself like “Starship Troopers” or any movie with the brains to stop and go “Hee hee, we know, it’s corny, just have fun.” Chris Evans stars at Steve Rogers, a shrimpy dude (they took Rogers’ face [...]

Tweet Almost anyone can relate to wanting to end the life of the dick who tells you what to do, whether or not we’re willing to act on it, so it’s a great premise for a dark comedy. Add some fluff and marquee names, you’ve got a not-too-bad Hollywood flick. That’s what “Horrible Bosses” is, not too bad. Worth seeing. Easily smarter than most comedies that get shoved down our throats, and easily less time-consuming [...]

Tweet This is one of those flicks during which one must remind themselves that they’re being paid to not get up and leave. That’s for a reviewer. For you, turn the other way and sprint from this sorry, lifeless, lame movie. Still not sure after letting this bowl of crap marinade in the brain which aspect was the most plain disturbingly lame… Was it Julia Roberts’ over-the-top anger towards things like how early the classes [...]

Tweet To the surprise of nobody and notsomebody, the remake of Arthur, starring Russell Brand is being panned by critics.  Now I’m sure these “critics” didn’t have to sit through the entire movie to come up with their reviews?  I’m thinking one just had to sit through a 60 second commercial…  I’m pretty sure the first thing everyone thought when they first  saw the commercial, Dudley Moore must be rolling in his grave.  Some critics [...]

Tweet Gay. That’s about the best word to describe this odd and frantic frolic through New York shared by two lovers (Matt Damon and Emily Blunt) who were meant to be together but not anymore but maybe they are and we’ll see, according to “The Chairman,” the name used for God in this lame-ass little stocking gift. Damon plays a guy (yep, you know it’s a good one when you forget the protagonist’s name fifteen [...]

Tweet While ya can’t call it “bad,” this is one of those flicks where you know the making-of special is likely a lot more interesting than the movie. “Sanctum” is a film about a team of wily spelunkers who are out for crazy excitement, explorers who are into going where no man has gone before, bla bla bla bla, and down they do go into the deepest unexplored cave in the world, or so the [...]

Tweet The real dilemma is who should be shot first – Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, or Ron Howard. This “movie” is more than a cruel joke on the audience, it’s a crime. Money went into this. Money that could’ve fed hungry children or funded a movie worth watching. The blandness of this piece of shit is immediate, as the flick opens with four yuppie jerkoffs paired off in two couples (Vaughn and the oh-so-boring Jennifer [...]

Tweet How can I put it… It’s like being in one of those lame relationships. You’re not angry. You’re just done. That’s the feeling that hung like a cobweb in my soul as I watched a movie that I could’ve sworn was just a documentary on lazy rich people showing up to the set to get their paycheck and leaving.  It’s as if the studio heard they could get all of them in one place [...]