Tweet So if you want to know why Miley suddenly put on a few extra pounds, just check “Kellog’s stock” Sales in pop tarts have soared through the roof. Here’s Miley on her birthday cake that her (predictable) friend, Kelly Osbourne rolled out during Miley’s (predictable) birthday celebration: “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.”

Tweet Miley Cyrus was left all shaken up after a fan rushed the stage in Australia.  Good God, by the way security rushed the princess of stage, you’d think she was Ronald Regan… and her reaction…””Oh My God” as if she was just inches from her life. Bitch has gotta learn to go all Keith Richards next time.

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Tweet So I guess after realizing who really runs the family, Billy Ray has remarkably fixed his entire family in just a few short weeks.  Take that Doctor Phil.  Pfff.  From Superficial: “I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to air on Friday. “I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they’ve ever been.” “I feel like I got my Miley back in [...]

TweetPaparazzi are always following you?  Maybe if you don’t let them know where you are going to be every second of the day…  And I think your mom can take care of herself.  Have you seen those crazy chicks on Rock of Love?  Zing… From MTV As a video posted online shows, the incident took place when a paparazzo ran up from behind Cyrus and her mom, Tish, as they were getting into their car [...]

Tweet You’re never going to believe this… Miley is dating a dude she met on set of her latest movie, So Undercover.  I know, weird eh?!  Didn’t she date another guy from another movie (Liam Hemsworth)?  How awesome for her.  While most of us have to join a dating service, Miley just has to make a movie. The good news about Josh Bowman is, he’s been “romantically linked” to Amy Winehouse.  Oh, and he’s 26.  [...]

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Tweet And here she is folks… your 3rd best celebrity role model… I’m guessing Lady Gaga and Chris Brown topped the list?