Tweet So yeah, apparently the “BIG” news of the day is, Kris and Kim are still texting.  Of course they are.  Kim needs to make sure Kris is on board with all her lies and PR spin.  She wants to make sure he doesn’t go on the talk show circuit exposing her for who she really is.  A hack.  What’s funny is Kim is “truly surprised” at the backlash she has gotten over the divorce.  [...]

Tweet You just knew that the Humphries are and always will be a mere after thought.  Unless they can offer something up to the “Kardashian Coffers” as far as Kris Jenner is concerned, they might as well be dead to her.  I mean, can you feel the love?  Dailymail: With Kim and the Kardashian clan’s preference for first class – or private – travel, it was assumed that Kris Humphries’ parents and siblings would have [...]

Tweet …because he certainly has no balls.  If he does, I think he’s having them bronzed for Kim’s wedding gift.  Here are Kim and Kris picking out his wedding look.  And by Kim and Kris, I really mean Kim.  Humphries is young and stupid, I can’t blame him for wanting to marry a chick with such a big ass, but it’ll hit him pretty hard when he can’t even take a dump without asking for [...]

Tweet With “help” from Kris Jenner. First off, there is no way this guy could afford a 2 million dollar ring. If he can, then basketball players get way too much money. Secondly, there is no way anything is going down in that incestuous household without mommy planning and orchestrating every detail.  I’m pretty sure she even tells the girls what to wear.  I wonder where Kris Jenner keeps her jar of collected testicles?  Bruce, [...]

TweetIt’s gonna be awesome when the 2 breakup.  AWESOME.  The two love birds strolled around NY’s meatpacking district… (bites tongue) From the DailyMail: From the look of things, Kim Kardashian is completely smitten with new boyfriend Kris Humphries even though he towers well above the diminutive reality star. The two love birds held hands and gazed into each others eyes today as they strolled around New York City’s meatpacking district. A bundled up Kim, 30, [...]

Tweet To be fair, it was at the end of the year that she said she wanted to be single for a year…?  Right? From the Conan O’brien Show In December:   She revealed she is currently without a man in her life – and loving it. ‘The whole year of being 30 I really want to stay single,’ she said. From the DailyMail Today: She may be wearing very high heeled boots but Kim [...]

Tweet Poor guy is going to have to change the spelling of his name, there’s no way she-dragon Kris Jenner is going to let Kim date a guy who spells his name like hers.  From the DailyMail: Everyone’s favourite reality star Kim Kardashian appears to have left Gabriel Aubrey behind her and is moving on with New York Nets basketball star Kris Humphries.  The pair were spotted partying up a storm on Saturday night starting [...]