TweetI have to admit, I am powerless against the Kardashians.  Despite my edict, to never write about them, click on a link about them etc.  I still find myself fascinated by how absolutely ridiculously stupid they are.  True genius.  I just wonder what a conversation would be like between Xerxes and Sean Penn? Sean: “Kim, quick grab that bucket and help with the flooding water.” Kim: “But Spicoli, I didn’t protect my leather boots.” Sean: [...]

TweetWhat a great coincidence for her that pretty much all poor, ravished countries are filled with easily exploitable black men.  Score!  Anyway, I have broken my 3 week oath to NOT post or click on anything to do with the Kim Kardashian, but the crap they say, do and or come up with is sometimes impossible to ignore.  I understand that we have pretty much played stupid to the Kardashian’s over the last few years [...]

Tweet So yeah, apparently the “BIG” news of the day is, Kris and Kim are still texting.  Of course they are.  Kim needs to make sure Kris is on board with all her lies and PR spin.  She wants to make sure he doesn’t go on the talk show circuit exposing her for who she really is.  A hack.  What’s funny is Kim is “truly surprised” at the backlash she has gotten over the divorce.  [...]

Tweet She’s not ready to talk about her breakup yet.  Read: Her publicists are still working on a spin.  Anyway, she insists she married for love, but now doesn’t want to discuss the dark, dark secrets of their meltdown.  We’ll have to wait for her upcoming show on E!  No seriously.  Dailymail: Kim Kardashian has hinted that she’s yet to reveal the full story behind her ill-fated 72 day marriage. In her first interview since [...]

Tweet Bahahahaha. Phucking hell.  How stupid are we?  Is this thing on? HELLO?  Is there anybody out there… Just nod if you can hear me…Dailymail: Kim Kardashian didn’t earn a single cent from her marriage to Kris Humphries – or so her mother would have us believe. The 55-year-old took to the airwaves today to defend her daughter amid mounting speculation the ‘fairytale wedding’ was nothing but a publicity stunt to boost the Kardashian coffers. [...]

Tweet I am in absolute shock!!!  Kim’s marriage a sham?  But she loves her fans… why would she do this.  Why would she make millions off a fake wedding?  Why Kim?  So many unanswered questions.  I guess I’ll have to start watching her reality show to find out all the answers.  I mean, is nothing sacred anymore?  Dailymail: They have tried to brave the storm that their marriage is crumbling just nine weeks in. But [...]

Tweet So they really do believe that their poop don’t stink.  They want popularity so bad that they even consider Obama’s negative remarks about them, to be flattering?  The sad thing is, the Kardashians are a reflection of our society.  Like that expression, “you get the government you deserve”  The public is obviously obsessed with this circus freak show of a family, it’s no wonder we’re all unemployed.  We’re all stupid.   DailyMail: The Kardashian clan [...]

Tweet …according to her brother Rob, who obviously just watched his sister’s sex tape… Anyway, welcome to the family Kris Humphries.  A family where your earnings determine your worth.  So now Rob is looking to do something meaningful with his life.  He can start by changing his last name.  Maybe he can then donate his time to help the less fortunate.  I know, right what would his family think.  Helping other people.  That’s just crazy [...]

Tweet Here’s a glimpse of marriage is going to be like for Kris Humphries… Kim Humphries posing without her new husband for People magazine.  Dude, you are soooo screwed.  Not in a good way either.  But I guess we should all get ready for the Kris and Kim reality show?  I have a shotgun in my mouth as I type this! Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie The World’s Loudest Penis NotSomebody Kelly Brook [...]

Tweet You just knew that the Humphries are and always will be a mere after thought.  Unless they can offer something up to the “Kardashian Coffers” as far as Kris Jenner is concerned, they might as well be dead to her.  I mean, can you feel the love?  Dailymail: With Kim and the Kardashian clan’s preference for first class – or private – travel, it was assumed that Kris Humphries’ parents and siblings would have [...]