If you want to fill your breakfast bowl with bile, then just read Jennifer Aniston’s latest interview with instyle magazine. This is gonna be the best break-up ever.

This might be hard to believe, but the biggest failed actress in Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston spends 8K a month on beauty treatments. That’s like a Vegas gambler. One day he’ll hit it big so he keeps on playing.

TweetI know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but WANDERLUST, that side splitting comedy starring America’s favorite actor, Jennifer Aniston, bombed.  I know, right?!  When I saw the previews, my first thought was, this is going to be the biggest comedy ever.  How could it possibly fail?  I mean Jennifer Aniston… hasn’t she been in some of the biggest blockbusters in movie history?  Wasn’t she in the Godfather?  Can we all stop with [...]

TweetBecause why wouldn’t the star of such blockbusters as Wanderlust and The Bounty Hunter NOT have a star on the walk of fame.  We all know that Jennifer is a painfully insecure and desperate chick, and her receiving a Star on the Walk of Fame pretty much cements it… pardon the pun.  Not may people realize that it costs 30K to get your name selected!!!  Other celebs like Julia Roberts and Clint Eastwood have declined [...]

TweetGranted, it’s Hollywood so you can only believe about 70% of what you read… but in Jennifer Aniston’s case, I have no doubt in my pea-brained head that everything written about her is true.  Because everything written about her is pretty pathetic, and so is she.  So there you go.  Scientific reasoning at its finest.  I mean, why does she care what an ex-girlfriend would think.  Oh right, she’s insecure.  Got it!  Dailymail: Jennifer Aniston’s [...]

Tweet Jennifer Aniston, who’s real name is Yannis Anastassakis… hahahaha.  Come on that’s the real reason she can’t settle down… she has a silly name.  But seriously, even Jennifer’s dad is giving her dating advice, because no doubt he’s sick of listening to his daughter cry and whine over the fact that nobody loves her.  Maybe if she stopped trying to date other celebrities, she’d have more luck.  Maybe if she didn’t talk about wanting [...]

Tweet Jennifer will never actually be a housewife, so I’m not sure why she’s worried about looking like one.  I mean really can you believe this crap is on the front page of the Dailymail…  right next to the turmoil in the Middle East.

Tweet I just a commercial for Nick Cage’s new movie, Drive Angry then just moments later I saw a commercial for Adam Sandler’s new movie, Just Go With It.  I had a brilliant idea, and looking at the picture I’m sure you can guess what it is. Seeing as Hollywood does nothing but produce crap movies, I thought I’d help them out with another sure fire hit.  Are you ready… how about Jennifer Aniston and [...]

Tweet Jennifer Aniston’s mouth has landed her back in another media storm. This time the former Friends star stuck her foot in it by referring to herself as a ‘retard’ on U.S. chat show Live with Regis and Kelly. The Switch actress, 41, was discussing her Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot in which she posed as Barbra Streisand when she seemed to absently let the offensive term slip. Replying to a question from co-host Regis Philbin [...]