Tweet I bag on January because she’s simply not as hot as she appears in magazines.  She wears a ton of eye makeup to prevent herself from looking all sunken in and mousy.  But that’s not her fault.  She’s a hustler and does what she needs to to get paid.  It’s as simple as that.  I gotta admit though, she’s generous with nuts.  Last night, my wife, my daughter and a few friends decided to [...]

Tweet Well, this is turning out to be quite an action movie in itself.  Rumors are that director and husband to Claudia Schiffer.  Ooops.  Good one January.  Let me guess, he forced you to call him.  The dude was married and you still couldn’t just walk away.  Sure, if it’s true the guy’s an ass, but ultimately the girl can say “no” that’s pretty much how the law works…  He can call you a million [...]

Tweet I love Galifiniakis.  He doesn’t mince words.  And he doesn’t play the Hollywood game.  From speedmonkey: January Jones described Zach Galifiniakis as one of the funniest men she has ever met. But the feeling is less than mutual for the Hangover star, who has slated the pregnant Mad Men actress after the pair had an unpleasant confrontation at a party. The funnyman revealed his dislike for January, who was pictured today shopping in California, [...]

Tweet The world is over populated.  So it pisses me off when rich people decide that it’s OK to get yourself knocked up and raise the kid on your own (with the help of a full time staff of nannies).  Money doesn’t mean you’ll be a good parent.  Even being a good person doesn’t mean you’ll be a good parent.  You know what makes being a good parent?  Not being a rich selfish Hollywood celebrity [...]