Prince Harry Beats Fastest Man In The World…

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PRINCE Harry mimics the fastest man on earth Usain Bolt as he performs the Olympic hero’s famous pose — after BEATING him in a sprint yesterday.

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Welcome To Hollywood

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Tweet Police are searching for actress Satara Stratton. She is believed to be addicted to heroin and under the influence of a sex offender. Recent mug shots show a stark contrast with earlier photos How is this not every parent’s worst nightmare?  Dailymail Growing up in Tennessee, where her mother worked as a university professor, Satara Stratton had dreamed of escaping to Hollywood to become a movie star. But just eight months after the 24-year-old [...]

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Poor Jack White

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TweetSure, this is just a screen cap, but watch the video and you can see the pain in Jack’s face.  I mean, who hasn’t been waiting for Blunderbuss.  I’m figuring SNL booked him months back, well before knowing who the host was going to be.  But it’s not all bad.  We should encourage her because you know what happens when Lindsay’s on a roll.  Good times all around.  Poor, poor Jack.  So now the Dailymail [...]

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Another Flop For Jennifer Aniston? I Don’t Believe It

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TweetI know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but WANDERLUST, that side splitting comedy starring America’s favorite actor, Jennifer Aniston, bombed.  I know, right?!  When I saw the previews, my first thought was, this is going to be the biggest comedy ever.  How could it possibly fail?  I mean Jennifer Aniston… hasn’t she been in some of the biggest blockbusters in movie history?  Wasn’t she in the Godfather?  Can we all stop with [...]

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California Town, Rocklin To Propose Smoking Ban Even On Own Property

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TweetIt’s really about time.  Smoking should be banned everywhere.  If you want to smoke, lock yourself inside your car or house and make sure all the windows are sealed.  It’s total BS that I have to inhale someone’s 2nd hand smoke.  Smoke that has proven to cause cancer.  So why the ‘eff should I have to breath the crap in?  Driving in my car behind some douche with his arm out the window smoking his [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Has Money To Spare

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TweetBecause why wouldn’t the star of such blockbusters as Wanderlust and The Bounty Hunter NOT have a star on the walk of fame.  We all know that Jennifer is a painfully insecure and desperate chick, and her receiving a Star on the Walk of Fame pretty much cements it… pardon the pun.  Not may people realize that it costs 30K to get your name selected!!!  Other celebs like Julia Roberts and Clint Eastwood have declined [...]

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Prince Pierre Casiraghi Is A Pussy

Prince Pierre Casiraghi in hospital after vicious brawl in Manhattan nightclub with NY clubs boss

TweetThis Adam Hock dude should be congratulated.  He’s also a total ‘effing bad ass laying punches left right and center.  Mind you it was against some douche bag prince… Dailymail: A vicious nightclub brawl resulted in Monaco’s Prince Pierre Casiraghi needing hospital treatment, it has emerged. The brawl broke out at the trendy Double Seven nightclub in the Meatpacking district of Manhattan on Saturday. It is believed the fight started following a late-night confrontation between [...]

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You Can’t Handle The Truth

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Tweet KFI’s John Kobylt, and Ken Chiampou, were suspended yesterday after comments about the late Whitney Houston So now people are being fired for telling the truth?  B*tch was a crackhead.  She blew through a $100 million fortune on crack.  She blew millions on a poor man’s drug.  Is it too early to discuss it?  Is that the problem?  Funny how everyone seems to forget how and why she died and how nobody seemed to [...]

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Lauren Graham Enjoys Some Java

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Lauren Graham Enjoys Some Java

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Man United to play in Mexican drug city

Man United Mexican drug city

MANCHESTER United is set to be invited to play a friendly in one of the world’s most dangerous cities.

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