TweetI know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but WANDERLUST, that side splitting comedy starring America’s favorite actor, Jennifer Aniston, bombed.  I know, right?!  When I saw the previews, my first thought was, this is going to be the biggest comedy ever.  How could it possibly fail?  I mean Jennifer Aniston… hasn’t she been in some of the biggest blockbusters in movie history?  Wasn’t she in the Godfather?  Can we all stop with [...]

TweetHollywood is giving Hollywood another reason to make an over bloated, ego-maniacal, misogynistic movie about rich kids who do nothing but dumb sh*t because their rich.  So what do people with money in movies do?  Make a movie about a movie so those guys in the movie can make more money by shoving more sh*t down your throat.  Got all that?  Let me break it down, douche bags are making millions off of you.  You [...]

TweetNope, nothing wrong with this country at all… dailymail: An 18-year-old arrested for drink driving told police she was under the influence because she was upset her boyfriend hadn’t taken her to see the new Twilight film. Olivia Christina Ornelas, 18, was ‘extremely intoxicated’ behind the wheel of her car which had lost a front tyre and spun into a ditch shortly after midnight on Saturday. Officers who attended the crash in Fox, Illinois said [...]

Tweet This is one of those movies where you should look at the poster and know better than to see the movie. Another retarded heist flick with lame humor that acts like the stakes are high but is too pansy-vibed to allow one to feel like anything bad at all will happen in the end. There’s a sequence where people are dangling on a wire from a building that was shot well enough to give [...]

Tweet Getting picked on? TAKE STEROIDS! That’s basically the message of “Captain America,” and it’s dished out like the peppy World War 2 recruitment films shown within the film. And that’d be okay, if only it were aware of itself like “Starship Troopers” or any movie with the brains to stop and go “Hee hee, we know, it’s corny, just have fun.” Chris Evans stars at Steve Rogers, a shrimpy dude (they took Rogers’ face [...]

Tweet Almost anyone can relate to wanting to end the life of the dick who tells you what to do, whether or not we’re willing to act on it, so it’s a great premise for a dark comedy. Add some fluff and marquee names, you’ve got a not-too-bad Hollywood flick. That’s what “Horrible Bosses” is, not too bad. Worth seeing. Easily smarter than most comedies that get shoved down our throats, and easily less time-consuming [...]

Tweet This is one of those flicks during which one must remind themselves that they’re being paid to not get up and leave. That’s for a reviewer. For you, turn the other way and sprint from this sorry, lifeless, lame movie. Still not sure after letting this bowl of crap marinade in the brain which aspect was the most plain disturbingly lame… Was it Julia Roberts’ over-the-top anger towards things like how early the classes [...]

Tweet Clearly, I’m not artist, so I can’t begin to understand how this Victor Whitmil dude feels, but if this movie is delayed, I know how I’ll feel.  I know how several millions of people will feel if their Memorial Day weekend is ruined!  Only now you decide to file a lawsuit? On April 28, Mr Whitmill filed a motion in Federal District Court in St. Louis asking a judge to order Warner Brothers to [...]

Tweet “I didn’t start production on ‘Fast Five’ until the studio proved they had the treatment for a sixth film,” said Diesel, who now serves as a producer on the films as well. “When I returned to the franchise for the fourth film, I envisioned a trilogy following.” Oh really, until the studio proved… proved what, that they’ll deal with your failed ego.  Mark over here (Vin Diesel because it sounds cooler) wasn’t going to [...]

Tweet Gay. That’s about the best word to describe this odd and frantic frolic through New York shared by two lovers (Matt Damon and Emily Blunt) who were meant to be together but not anymore but maybe they are and we’ll see, according to “The Chairman,” the name used for God in this lame-ass little stocking gift. Damon plays a guy (yep, you know it’s a good one when you forget the protagonist’s name fifteen [...]