vin diesel's million dollar trailer

I read the DailyMail from time to time and I’m amazed at their choice of words when describing celebrities.  For example, Katie “Jordan” Price is called a glamour model, Kim Kardashian, a model… and now this.  Now the DailyMail is trying to get us to believe that Mark Vincent (Vin Diesel) films “blockbusters”.  Vin Diesel is a douche.  Many many years ago, Mark (Vin) was approached to do a follow up to The Fast and the Furious.  He declined.  At the time he said he did not want to do sequels for the sake of doing sequels… well, years later after some disastrous choices, it seems he has changed his tune.  I guess having kids will do that to you.  The studios were wanting to throw money at him, but he refused.  As a result a lot of people that worked for him got screwed.  So now I’m reading he’s doing a follow up to one of the worst movies ever, Chronicles Of Riddick, called, Chronicles Of Riddick: Dead Man Stalking.  Ohh goodie.  Because I’m sure his Pitch Black fan base from 12 years ago will be more than happy to cough up their money to see Vin grunt his way through 2 hours of shite.  But, he has a really cool trailer that sucks up more energy and wastes more fuel than you or I would use up in a lifetime.  The good news is, it’s just big enough for his bald head and his huge f8cking ego.  Oh, if you want to see his very first movie, MUTLI-FACIAL, send me an email.  I have a bunch of copies on VHS.  Dailymail:

The enormous, 1100 square-foot vehicle is the 44-year-old star’s home away from home when he is filming his action blockbusters.

The two-storey gold monster has followed Vin around the world. At the moment it is residing on the set of The Chronicles of Riddick: Dead Man Stalking, which the actor is currently filming.