Good God, who’s the brains behind these two?  Where the ‘eff do they come up with such clever promotional ideas?  I would really like to know.

Anyway, here is Karissa Shannon and her soon to be convict boyfriend, Sam Jones III.  Sammy was busted last year with a bunch of ‘scripts with the intent to sell and is now facing a crap load of jail time.  Awesome.  So one question would be, why is Karissa still hanging on to a sinking ship?  Oh that’s right, she’s stupid.

I just hope they don’t have the Internets in prison, because just the other day, OJ was allegedly beaten to a bloody pulp after some skinheads over heard him bragging about his white female conquests.  Now I’m not sure, but I think taking pictures of your white, shirtless GF changing a tire might make some of those boys a little angry? Just to be sure, I’d better email these pics to some of the prisons.  I don’t want Sam going in unprepared.

Concerts Are Like Big Orgies For Lady Gaga – Yeeeah

A Topless (Covered) Miley Cyrus – Celebribabes

ANYONE can write a book nowadays Drunken Stepfather (NSFW)

Vanessa Hudgens Wet And Sexy – SpeedMonkey (NSFW)

The 40 Hottest SI Swimsuit Issue Models Born in America – Bro Bible

A generous amount of cleavge is shown in this pic – Double Viking

Jennifer Aniston out and about looking hot – Celebrity Odor

Vanessa Hudguns Hot Photoshoot & Bonus Leaked Pics – Peeperz(nsfw)

2010′s Best Pictures in Lego Form – Unreaity Mag

Swiss Sexbomb Xenia Tchoumitcheva – DJ Mick

Stars with VD – CityRag

Scarlett Johansson Panty Pic – Celeb Jihad

50 hot pictures Of Chicks – Caveman Circus

Best Motivational Quote Ever – Ned Hardy